Today Was A Good Day

alright, so at about 4, 4:30 Newman and i met in front of CVS and Newman imediatly took me to this perfect rail, and on our way there, Neman sneezed 31 times at least! his sneezes sound like fucking "YEE HOOOO." funniest damn sneeze i had ever heard. then we get to the rail, and i was about to put this mother sucker to sleep, but we decided not to because the people who lived at the house were home. so then we just decided to go to the library bench and skate. then this old fuck comes outta nowhere and is like "THE HELL YOU THINK YA DOIN!!! THESE BENCHES COST THOUSANDS OF BUCKS AND.. DURK A DURK, IMMA FAG!!!" and we were like ooook, and rolled on. then we decided to bomb a hill, then Newman felt sick, and went and took a massive dump in CVS and came sooo close to puking. i dunno.. maybe he did... i forgot to ask... fuck ADD. anyways so after that Nathen Lee shows up with fuckin HELIUM BALLOONS. that was a loller... but i suck at inhaling it... i accomplished to say bitch and mother fucker.. then Newman and i got glass bottles of orange soda. haha, i dropped it from 5 feet up and it breaks! Newman throws it fuckin 30 feet up and it doesn't even get close to busting.. LOL! then we went to JG's and ian was trying to ollie 5 decks.. then we decided to see how far we could ollie. then i had to leave... overall today was a good day. no GPD today! hells yea!

More shit on the way..

-Jaxon